What it does
It uses no model at all: confidence from 84% to 99% comes from a hash. Multilingual escalation and content blocking are the unexpectedly careful parts of the joke.
Humor & parody
Jef MCP
A parody MCP oracle that hashes your words into arbitrary confident answers, but sends serious health, money and safety questions to humans.
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How you can use it
Plan a playful decision game by drafting a short list of casual choices or questions. A developer can run the local package without any network setup or access keys. It generates firm yes-or-no verdicts, scores, and rankings by converting words into numbers rather than reading them.
Your application must watch for two special safety flags. It stops immediately on offensive text and redirects serious health, money, or legal questions to real people. Remember that these answers are deliberate parody, so they should never be presented to users as genuine advice.